I love the second paragraph of the quoted text. I guess laughing is the only thing that's keeping me from crying.
If you look at the photo in the article, Brandon seems to be showing off his injured shoulder, reinforcing how badly off we are.
Travis is the junk food guy on the team? Is there a skinnier Blazer on the roster? I think even Rudy has more body fat.
Roy did karate? When he guards K*be, it's going to be difficult not to yell, "Sweep the leg, Brandon!"
