The racist humor thread

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

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    Makes sense and I tend to agree with you.

    It is a little strange you say majority of West Indian cricket fans are black but in the commercial they are all black. But what I'm really interested in (if you can answer) is the scene they showed (of the West Indian cricket fans) and accurate depiction of what they are like at this type of event? The clothes, the hairstyles, the mannerisms . . . is that what goes on at cricket games?
     
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    didn't see that. someone beat me to the punch
     
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    What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

    The NBA
     
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    What do you call a black guy being chased through a field by a bunch of white guys with clubs in in the year 1040?

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    What do you call the same thing in the year 2000?

    The PGA.
     
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    There is one white guy at the very start on the far left of screen, with a hat on, above the guy with sunnies.

    Just a bit of background information. The West Indies cricket team is made up of players from various Carribbean nations. The colour of their uniform is maroon.

    Can't say I've ever payed that much detailed attention to the crowd at sporting events; so I found a couple of clips of West Indian cricket crowds.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cevz9icfx1g

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwgBK-2w34E
     
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    What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?



















    N*****s.

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    Are these actually supposed to be funny?
     
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    I think this thread is great.

    I make a comment about a black person, using derogatory\racial statements (when I was RickyRubio) and I basically get ran off the site for being a racist, asshole. You pricks justify your ****** jokes by making a thread title called "Racist Joke Thread"

    I used to think a lot of guys on this forum (well, the Blazer community, whatever forum you are all on) were respectable. But this makes me lose a ton of respect for anyone who flamed me for being racist, then posts ****** jokes on the forum.

    This thread is a shame. "It's okay to be racist if the thread title says so..."

    * I cannot wait to hear the responses to this *
     
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    Is this thread really happening?
     
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    Q: Guess who has a national radio show.
    A: Steven A Smith

    Actually, that's not a joke--it's very serious. :sigh:
     
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    Losing your respect means nothing because no one respects you. So, meh.

    Oh, and repeating jokes we've heard and filing them under "The racist humor thread" IS different than actually using a derogatory term in actual conversation and meaning it, like you did. The fact that you can't see the difference is mind blowing.
     
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