Laker Bandwaggon Fan hunting tomorrow night

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  1. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    I'm calling out every S2 board member who goes to tomorrow night's game: give Portland Laker fan/bandwaggoner/California Transplant the business tomorrow night. Razz him mercilessly. If he talks junk back, haul him down to the loading dock and beat the snot out of him. And then laugh as you see him crying like a little bitch as he slinks out the doors midway through the 4th quarter like a whipped puppy when the Lakers are down by 50.

    There's nothing more infuriating to me than Laker fan coming into the RG and talking trash. Those assholes are the scum of the fucking earth, and should be tarred and feathered and then hung by their toenails over the fire spitter in the RG courtyard.

    [video=youtube;6D8aAC4jrPM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D8aAC4jrPM[/video]
     
    chris_in_pdx, Feb 5, 2010
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    So Chris, explain.

    Are all these bandwaggoners male? If so, great. Post is fine as it stands. I have no problem accepting that such obnoxious assholes would be male.

    Or are you being sexist?

    Or are you just saying that you oppose violence against women, so are saying only "he" should get beaten up on the loading dock?

    PS, not all California transplants are Laker fans. Or Laker bandwaggoners!
     
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  3. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    You are correct to call me out, crandc. I was being unconciously sexist. My deepest apologies.

    That being said, I have known some seriously obnoxious assholes who happened to be women.
     
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    Is this your championship game for the season?
     
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  6. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    No, just a preview of the Lakers' first/second round bounce from the playoffs.
     
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    some people here would probably trade in a Regular season win against the Lakers for a WCF or Finals win against another team :rolleyes2::sigh:
     
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  8. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Great Sea Urchin Cerviche

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    As a transplant in LA, I don't approve. Sure, if someone is talking shit all game, go ahead and attack them, but some people just support their home team (like I do in LA). I won't even go to L*ker games in LA because I got in a few scuffles last time..just unprovoked, I am walking around with my oden jersey and some fucking piece of shit starts yelling crap at me. Its pretty low-class to do and if someone is looking for a fight, bring it.
     
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    seconded. Just rooting for another team is a BS reason to attack someone.
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    Well, someone (was it e_blazer? BNM? can't recall) submitted a post after the last game vs. Lakers distinguishing between genuine Laker fans, who respect the game and the NBA, and Laker bandwaggoners, who know nothing and root for whatever team is in style. Chris was clearly aiming his barb againt the bandwaggoners.
     
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    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    Is this a joke?
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Laker fans suck!
     
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    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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  14. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    Hey Chris...

    I could beat the crap out of you :gasoline:


    But talking smack to you and you flipping out is so much more entertaining :ghoti:
     
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  15. Blazer_Hippie

    Blazer_Hippie Batum getting ballsy!

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    Last Laker game I was surrounded by Laker fans...literally on all sides...I had fun giving them some good-natured "business"...but I see a lot of people take it past the point of fun and into drunken bravado...that's lame.

    Fuck the Lakers.
     
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  16. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    exactly. good natured fun is fine. And fun and adds to the experience. I personally love going back and forth with a fan.
     
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  17. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    but no...seriously....you bitches are goin down :devilwink:

    (i mean it this time)
     
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    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

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    Kobe might not play. Built in excuse for us Laker fans if we lose.
     
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  19. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    What's the dif?

    Every time Kobe plays and you lose he has an excuse anyway. Sore pinkie, torn hangnail...

    Pansies.
     
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  20. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Great Sea Urchin Cerviche

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    no Kobe? ah crap, we might lose now.
     
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