Need a sex robot?

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    bintim, Feb 7, 2010
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    He would invent a sex robot...
     
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    How much you want to bet that his mom looks a lot like that 'doll'?
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
     
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    Why would anyone want the thing to talk?
     
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    Roxxxy is $7000 and the competition, the mute RealDoll, costs $5500. You pay $1500 for the S&M of listening to her.
     
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    I believe that has to do with the slap-it-till-it-shuts-up option.

    Of course, I do not endorse that option.

    barfo
     
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    Below $100
     
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    Personally, I'd be partial to androids.....

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    he's married.
     
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    I didn't realize they recognized marriage to robots...
     
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    Lars and the Real girl. Good movie!

    whole thing in on Youtube, fyi
    [video=youtube;47WAWDifNIE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47WAWDifNIE[/video]
     
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    Here's the song about it - The robot sex starts at about minute 3...ENJOY!

    Frank Zappa - Sy Borg

    [video=youtube;uu6dUX5MNcY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu6dUX5MNcY[/video]
     
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    She looks like she is about to say " Now clean up your room mister"
     
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    Who wouldn't want to fuck a dolled-up Andre Kirilenko?
     
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