Little Melissa Goldstein comes home from 1st grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish,' she asks, 'Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa 's father thinks a bit, then says: 'No, I don't think God would get mad. Whom do you want to give a Valentine to?' 'Osama Bin Laden,' she says. 'Why Osama Bin Laden?' her father asks in shock. 'Well,' she says, 'I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. Then if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them, and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.' Her father's heart swells with emotion and he looks at his daughter with new found pride.. 'Why, Melissa Sweetheart, that's the most wonderful thing I have ever heard!' 'I know,' Melissa says, 'And once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the bastard!'
Got some last night. I honestly could care less today about not getting laid, I'm chillin now! going out tonight, we'll see what's up. single girls on valentines + alcohol = fucking money! so many fucking pub crawls and drunk bitches ALL day yesterday.
We decided to do a weekend date in downtown Portland. Currently mashing out this post from the hotel room while the wife is in the bathtub. Been a fun time thus far. Wanted to take her to McCormick & Schmick's last night for dinner, but I didn't get my reservation in soon enough. We had to settle for Stanford's....which was just OK. She wants to go see the Valentine's Day movie today. I have to oblige.
nah seared them for 15 seconds on each side, dont really like my bacon raw, really good though. also made a shrimp sauce, rice, toasted baguette crustinis and a ribeye haha. and some sweet sweet love.