Elton John, "Jesus was gay"

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  1. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    touching yourself while looking at pictures of Ann Coulter is far worse than sinning.
     
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    Websters definition of Homosexuality:
    1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex

    Bible Verse:

    1 Cor. 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
     
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    really where?
     
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    in your bathroom
     
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    did they speak English back in Jesus' time? i thought they were all speaking Italian? Or Latin?
     
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    there is a scripture about "looking at someone as having passion for her.. is already commiting adultery in your heart" :D But I see what point you are making.
     
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    Does being homosexual rank higher on the sin meter than those others listed?
     
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    and next you're going to tell me Michael Jackson was just made up to scare little boys to not take candy from strangers.
     
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    Nope
     
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    It's my guess that #10 is a mis-translation. I'm sure it was originally ass and not donkey.
     
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    Aramaic.
     
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    Also: LOL @ Elton John. Who on earth gives a shit about what he has to say about anything? Other than Elton John, and perhaps his manservant?
     
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    That's a mis-print!
     
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    Who cares about Elton John, who cares about Jesus, and who cares about who is gay or not. Fuckin' A. Live your life the way you want, let everyone live theirs the way they want.
     
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    makes sense. im #1!

    christians are going to hell for making crosses and bowing to them. because god is jealous? women dig confidence god!

    ouch guilty
    football players are all going to hell, also pastors, and the guy at the toll station.

    some peoples parents rape them and sell them into slavery.
    war

    everyone is going to hell

    peer 2 peer

    "your hair looks nice mom" = hell
    keeping up with the jones's = going to hell.
     
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    except for Darizzle or a Laker fan who comes in here? ;)
     
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    amen lol

    really though, any intelligent man should understand religion was created (any of them) to control masses of people (countries, etc) and kill and conquer in the name of religion. (been happening for the past 3 to 4 thousand years)
     
  19. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    like Drexler said, makes sense.

    I guess the "earth beneath" meant hell? What I didn't ever understand was the water under the earth thing. So we can't make carved images of fish?

    Also, why is God a jealous God? Never got that. And why so spiteful? Let bygones be bygones.
    I remember someone once saying this really meant not using the name of God to justify crap, not necessarily saying gull-darnit.

    Um..yeah. I think most people skip this one.
    6-7 should've been higher up imho. I understand the "I'm kind of insecure, so don't be comparing me to other gods" thing, but shouldn't that be after murder, stealing and adultery?

    I lost my motivation to continue being funny (although i'm not sure I ever was)
     
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    Gay Jesus would have turned the water into a Cosmo. Metrosexual Jesus did the wine thing, and he did have pretty fucking rad hair.
     

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