This string of arrests is the equivalent of the Blazers injuries this season. They just keep on coming...
Wow, sucks for him. Not real bright with the spotlight on the football team right now. I went to Oregon. Eugene is one of the easier towns to get around in w/ out driving if you are hammered. It's not as easy as it is in Corvallis where you can just ride a sheep if you're drunk but that's a discussion for another time in a different thread...
Of course, if you're a duck, you could also pull the stap-on out of your travel bag and entertain yourself that way and not even leave the house.
not sure sexual jokes are really funny considering one of the ducks is currently being accused of domestic violence against a woman.
It's no joke, it happened. Onterio got caught at the airport with a stap-on in his carry-on. It's a fact worth reminding squirrely duck fans whenever they bring up the sheep incident. And, no, slypokerdog, we don't mess around with stap-ons. We'll leave that kind of play to you ducks.
If you check out some of the other Duck and Beaver threads in this forum I've been quick to bash the Ducks when necessary and even quicker to praise the Beavers. One of my good friends growing up was one of the Beavers greatest QB's of all time. And the Beavers are my 2nd favorite football team after the Ducks. (And Ralph Miller is my all time favorite basketball coach.) When I was growing up the Ducks and Beavers were a joke. With serious talk of both programs leaving the Pac-10. A true fan realizes that it's best for both programs if they both are successful. As far as my comment being inappropriate because of it's sexual theme I was posting in a thread about a Duck getting a DUI. James, if guilty is a moron.
No prob, Slydog -- I've developed a stap-on reflex to the sheep hammer. Really, it's all pretty funny and embarrassing for both sides.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2057990 http://images.google.com/images?cli...ator&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi dude was a pothead and was trying to get around the testing for it. Do you really think anyone wants to side with stupidity and believe the fake dick the clean urine was to come out of was a strap on? Are you really there yourself or are you just trying to score cheap points? STOMP
I'll leave it to you Ducks to debate the fine points of what makes something a strap-on and what makes something a dildo. Dude was carrying around a rubber penis and that's enough for me. If you think that's not weird, congrats. Keep on livin' that lifestyle if it makes you happy, but keep me out of it.
