Okay, this is just funny

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by Nikolokolus, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    On ESPN.com's player profile pages they always put a little blurb under a player's stats for fantasy hoops guys, it's usually very vanilla and only talks about a player's last game and how that fits into the context of their overall season and what to expect going forward, however here's Batum's from today

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/profile?playerId=3416

    I'm not sure what it says when fantasy geeks are calling out a coaches rotations. Mediocre Man would be proud :wink:
     
  2. KingSpeed

    KingSpeed Veteran

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    Trust me, Nik. No one cares. Almost 2 hours have gone by and no one has responded to your thread.
     
  3. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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  4. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I care. I was letting it marinate before I replied. :cheers:
     
  5. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    Its just cause Nik had bad timing...that shit is spot on.

    KS we just respond to your threads just to mock you even though you think you are the sly one


    Responses dont dictate "truthfulness"....see: you and Mixum (to a lesser degree)
     
  6. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    And you were the first one to respond. Classic.
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Fantasy geeks have one big advantage over regular fans.

    To be successful as a fantasy geek, you have to learn to be ruthlessly objective about players. You have to screen out the white noise - and that includes whether you find a guy likable or not. You may "love" Steve Blake. You may want to have his baby. You still play Miller.
     
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  8. Kaydow

    Kaydow Well-Known Member

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    And the bottom line for "Fantasy Geeks" is always the stats. Bruce Bowen was never high on anyone's fantasy board, but every team in the NBA would have loved having him. "Fantasy Geeks" aren't objective though. If you have Andrew Bynum on your team, then you complain about how PJ and the Lakers don't use him right. If you have JR Smith you say that the Nuggets should get him the ball more. If J-Bay was on "Fantasy Guy's" roster, he'd say that it's a joke that Andre Miller still starts at PG. They don't take into consideration the nuances, like running an offense, or defense - it's ALL about the stats.
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    That may be true about Roto-style leagues, but not games like Strat-O-Matic. (ie simulation leagues where defense and strategy come into play)

    What fantasy geeks don't care about, is nebulous stuff like "personality", "character", "culture", or "potential." They are focused on productivity.
     
  10. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    McMillan is an assclown, and fantasy geeks everywhere know it as well. It is simply mind boggling how many people still stand by this guy, and think he is a good head coach.

    AC is great at getting low end players, and depleated rosters to play their asses off, but he is a lousy in game coach who is aided by a top 10 player in the league and incredible offensive rebounding to make him look good.
     
  11. BoBoBREWSKI

    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Ya, because we all care about your self promoting / ego boosting / pity party threads. :crazy:
     
  12. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    There is no comparative value between Fantasy players's stats and real life team value.
     
  13. Chuck Taylor

    Chuck Taylor BATUUUM SHAKKA LAKKA!

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    First of all, Nik, I care.

    Secondly, there are a number of responses above that seem to try and lessen Nik's post because fantasy basketball differs from real basketball in many ways. Obviously, fantasy bball is all about statistics. But statistics matter quite a bit, or we wouldn't keep them. So, from a statistical standpoint, the stat geeks say give Batum more minutes. I think that's interesting, because I think the best arguments to give Batum more minutes don't show up in the box score. The point is - we are running out of reasons not to give this kid 30+ minutes a game. There is no way Dante should be playing more minutes than Nic like he did last night (and I really like Dante). I don't care what the matchup is. For Nic to only be averaging 22 minutes seems crazy to me.
     
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  14. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    What's funny though is that talk about his play at both ends of the floor, not just stuffing the boxscore with points.
     
  15. Colonel Ronan

    Colonel Ronan Continue...?

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    Nik, I care.
     
  16. LameR

    LameR Ha Seung-Jin Approved!

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    Nik > kingspeed.
     
  17. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I think you could say they are loosely related. Like an awful player will have bad team value and bad fantasy stats, and someone like Lebron and Kobe will have good fantasy stats.
     
  18. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    I'm touched ...
     
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    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    I....err.....we love you Nik
     
  20. HOWIE

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    Wow, take a break and things are just the same as I left........Go Steelers! :biglaugh:
     

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