Fuck, man, I'm so glad I don't have a daughter. The body issues girls have to deal with...jeez. If this were a commercial for guy's underwear, it'd probably be something like "I love my body. Look at all the shit I can do to it and feed it."
Never answer the office phone with "ACME Abortions, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us..."
I ran into a college friend and asked when she was due and she wasn't pregnant. I'd knocked down a couple beers, that's my only defense.
Oh, man. That's terrible. A woman can be on the way to the hospital to deliver and I don't say jack squat about a pregnancy... just in case. Ed O.