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  1. MrJayremmie

    MrJayremmie Well-Known Member

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    Awesome article...

    I obviously contributed to Oregon being so high.
     
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    Well i am glad that i fit in the 5" to 6" range which is 50% of the male population.
     
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    That just means Oregonians and New Hampshirians (?) are the best liars.
     
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    Oregon probably had a 6" average, then they measured mine, and I added at least an inch to the state average so we took 2nd.
    I think this was interesting. I wonder if the stereotype is true about Asians having tiny penises and black people having huge penises and white people just having average sized penises.

    I guess I was born with a defect because I'm white with a black (sized) penis then!!!!!
     
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    When do they measure? Cause when I'm not...... "aroused".... I can barely find the thing. But when it's time to roll, I'm packin' the heat! I think I lead the nation in growth %! Never could quite understand that.
     
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    The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

    During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

    All the men stood up.

    "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

    All the women stood up.

    "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

    Half the women stood up.

    "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

    All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
     
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    Gregory is probably a major reason we are 2nd, lol.
     
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    A guy walks into a bar with his horse and offers $100 to anybody who can make the horse laugh. Only one guy says he can do it, and he whispers something in the horse's ear. Sure enough, the horse laughs his head off.

    So the following week, the guy is back in the bar with his horse again, but his time he offers $200 to anyone who can make the horse cry. The same guy comes up to him, then whispers to the horse and they go off to the bathroom. Amazingly, when they come back, the horse is sobbing. The horse's owner goes over to the other guy, and says: "Hey, I just gotta know - how did you do that?"

    "Simple," he replies, "last week I told him I had a bigger cock than him. This week I showed him...."
     
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    I'm sorry to say I probably brought the average down, having moved in from N. D.
    Cold climate is not conducive to large penis size.:dunno:
     
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    When do they measure? I'm thinking like "When DID they measure." I don't recall. Do they sneak in at night? Do they slip something in your drink? Was my wife at home?:dunno:
     
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    Clearly I was counted for Colorado and not Oregon.
     
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