What if The Vulcans go after "THE"?

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  1. tlongII

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    I mean it could happen couldn't it? They're all about the bottom line and they could probably train a monkey to do his job. All it would cost them is a few bananas a day. Taking "THE"'s massive salary off the books would be a huge savings!
     
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    "THE" will just end up pimping full time for the golf channel then, the Trekkies have no leverage here -- none.
     
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    I thought that "THE" doesn't work for the team, but is an independent contractor? (btw, if you spell independent wrong, one of the words that comes up as a suggestion is Ujungpandang. What the hell is that?)
     
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    "THE" is safe. They know if they can him, they can't use his wife for bukkake anymore
     
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    Why not?
     
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    Hey, let's not even think about that. Mrs. "THE" will have to go back on the streets workin' for me again. Actually I'm not doing much Golf this summer. Huge cutbacks on the show I was working on. Looks like Timbers/Sounders and Beavers for me this summer. Mix in a little Mariners, just enough that I'm able to still work on my tan. If I ever do have philisophical differences with the Vulcans and am let go, you guys are going to boycott the team tight?
     
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    That's alright, we'll just suggest using your wife.
     
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    only the broadcasts on TV. Which I'm already boycotting by having DISH anyways.
     
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    Highly unlikely based on this photo. Think you're safe HCP.

    [​IMG]
     
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    No thanks to Tiger, right?

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    That's a toughie.

    I enjoy "THE"'s posts, but I have to admit the trained monkey idea is intriguing...
     
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    I had to look up bukkake! Ummm, I'm at work! :clap:
     
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    I was afraid to look it up. So I just ask ABM what those terms mean.
     
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    You mean "THE" isn't???
     
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