New Karate Kid...

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  1. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    WTF.... Anyone else checked this out?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1155076/

    Maybe they didn't know this, but karate is from JAPAN. Not China. Mr. Miagi was JAPANESE. Not Chinese. Normally this wouldn't matter, but the name of the fucking movie is THE KARATE KID.

    Fucking Hollywood. Why couldn't they find a young, ugly, Italian kid and some unknown Japanese old man? Is it really that hard? I guess I forgot that they are on a binge, taking all the things from my childhood and slowly but surely destroying all of it. :sigh:
     
  2. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    I heard early on that it'd be called The Kung Fu Kid, but that title must not have tested well or something. THE KARATE KID just has too high a brand recognition not to be used. I wish I could know how much more money they'll make by using it even though it's lames as shit to do so.
     
  3. TripTango

    TripTango Quick First Step

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    Haven't you heard? China is the new Japan, which makes kung-fu the new karate.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Because "Jackie Chan does cool ass Jackie Chan stuff with Will Smith's kid for two hours" isn't that great of a title.
     
  5. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Chinese are racist as fuck against blacks. Most asians are. Wonder if this will play into the movie at all. Probably not.
     
  6. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Actually I think it might, trailer here -

    [video=youtube;zMsZM-MNI1A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsZM-MNI1A[/video]

    This shows the "racism" better

    [video=youtube;bxBQS_Qn5m8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxBQS_Qn5m8[/video]

    Best part of the whole preview is it looks like they replaced the "Wax on, Wax off" in the original with "Jack(et) off, Jack(on) on".
     
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  7. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    holy fuck, this looks gay as fuck. the kid is like 5 years old. wtf.

    this is going to be cult-ironic-hipster bad.
     
  8. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I'd like to see a reverse version called "the ghetto kid" where a nerdy chinese kid moves to compton and gets bullied by gang-bangers. an ex-hustla brings him under his wing and turns him in straight HOOD.
     
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  9. BlazersBlood

    BlazersBlood It's flowing within me.

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    That would be GOLD!

    I can't believe they are remaking Karate Kid. Why not just call it something completely different? :sigh:
     
  10. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Its a total vanity project for Will Smith and his kid. Probably for him doing "Seven Pounds"...yup....Columbia.
     
  11. Da_O

    Da_O Abe Vigoda lives!

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    I've already seen early screenings of the Karate Kid and it is just awful. The first one, while not very good itself, was a cult classic. Probably because the cheesiness rating is through the roof which makes it lovable.
     
  12. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I would imagine that most of the audience would want the "new" Karate Kid to have his ass handed to him.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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  14. Natebishop3

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    The key to the original was Mr. Miagi. Dude was a pimp. He was the best part of that movie, and the fact that they are replacing him with Jackie Chan says it all. Fucking terrible.
     
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    Chan must be hard up for money.
     
  16. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Are you kidding?

    Dude's a workaholic that's all.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    it looks like that movie could have potential. But then they started filming it.

    One thing I don't get, why would someone purposely move to China? Not saying it's like New Jersey or something, but that's kind of a stretch.
     
  18. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Job opportunity most likely.
     
  19. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    JC's films have sucked in recent years for the most part but I'm real excited about this one:
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  20. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    This one looks awesome:
    [video=youtube;RI7xiV9ARdc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI7xiV9ARdc[/video]
     

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