10 Undeniable Truths

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  1. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    1. Han shot first (and last).
    2. The California Raisin's version of "Signed, Sealed, Delivered" from their TV special in the late 80s is vastly underrated. Whatever they paid those session musicians was too little.
    3. BoGo coupons are the only way to eat out anymore. Anyone who pays full price is a sucker.
    4. Phillips Head screws are better than Flat Head screws.
    5. RC Cola tastes better than either Coke or Pepsi.
    6. Robin Williams has to be at least partially gay. I mean look at him. Doesn't your Gaydar go off too?
    7. Being in love with more than one person is intensely painful and destructive, but happens.
    8. The 60s was overrated, and the 70s was underrated.
    9. Domesticated Rats make wonderful pets.
    10. "Seinfeld" is still the funniest TV show of all time.
     
  2. Blaze01

    Blaze01 JBB JustBBall Member

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    haha nice

    1) not surprised
    5) ah no, not even close
    8) absolutely agree
    9) absolutely disagree
    10) just might be, but each year I find it less funny
     
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    crowTrobot die comcast

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    10. MST3k
     
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    dpc BBF refugee

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    Nice thread.

    9. Totally agree. Had one when I shattered my leg and couldnt do anything for 6 months. She just hung out with me all day. Awesome.

    10. Totally disagree. I actually don't think their is a more overrated show then that show. I honestly think its horrible.
     
  5. Minstrel

    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    Seinfeld was pretty great. The first 9 seasons of The Simpsons were better, but if you have to include everything after that, then it sinks way down in the rankings.
     
  6. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I do think Seinfeld is great. But for me Arrested Development is the funniest show of all time (from the series' I've seen)
     
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I love me some MST3K....

    JOE DON BAKER IS............... MITCHELL!!!

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    wakachaka wakachaka wakachaka MITCHELL!!
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    square heads are much better.

    RC Cola tastes like Pepsi run through a soiled pair of underwear that were ripped off of a bum, and then poured into a car battery, and then filtered again through the pubic hair of a porn star after a shoot.
    Or in other words, what HCP has to drink for lunch every day.
    and I'd never want to relive either one of those decades.

    I never got Seinfeld.
     
  9. MrSelfDestruct

    MrSelfDestruct Louie, Louie, Louie

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    You also hated "Training Day" and Denzel Washington. Out of curiousity, what is your favorite show?

    Truth.

    Curb and Seinfeld battle it out for number two for me.
     
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    Yeah I know, I also hated The Simpsons and Family Guy lol.

    Arrested Devlopment and South Park are probably my two favorite comedy shows, along with King of the Hill.
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    I totally disagree with 2-10.

    Not sure what 1 is about, but a Star Wars scene maybe?
     
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    10. I really hope that someday they release a version of Seinfeld without the laugh track. It's the one thing that makes an otherwise clever show unbearable to me.
     

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