K-Mart got punked... April Fool's Style!

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    As we were leaving the arena about a 1/2 hour ago, K-Mart was walking next to us to where the players park their rides. He started cussing and throwing water bottles around. I thought something was about to go down and then I looked up and saw his Range Rover completely full of POPCORN!!!! It was awesome! One of his posse' members had just opened the doors and motherfucking popcorn came flowin' out left and right! I was trying my hardest not to laugh cause he was right next to us! It was the perfect way to end a shitty evening! Found out later while over hearing aforementioned posse' members talking, that JR Smith did it! Martin was screamin', "I'm gonna fuck up whoever did this shit!" Great stuff!
     
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    Hahahahahahaha I can imagine KMart being so fucking pissed. JR ftw.
     
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    ...I hope K-Mart didn't have any guns around!
     
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    lololol
     
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    Denver will be down a SG once Kmart gets done with JR.
     
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    awesome
     
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    Thanks for this! Makes me feel slightly better about the game..
     
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    It wasn't really popcorn, and notice how "THE" quickly pointed the finger at JR Smith.
     
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    PLEASE tell me you took pictures with your phone?!?!?
     
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    Wow, look at what a drama queen he turned into over it:
    http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5051607
     
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    JR SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best part was when KMART's posse' was runnin around tryin' to figure out who did it, JR was standing right there on his phone acting like he was pissed too! This is gonna get ugly! HAHAHA!!!!
     
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    He is the LAST guy in the entire NBA, or professional sports for that matter, that you would want to play a prank on.
     
  13. THE HCP

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    Last year I asked Joel who were the only players in the league he wouldn't fuck with. He said there was only 1............... K-Mart! Blake said he was fucking crazy! They would be playing cards on the team plane or hanging out somewhere and he would just lose it and start screamin and cussin' at people for no reason!
     
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    k-mart popcorn jr smith

    into Google
     
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    It's gonna get ugly!
     
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    Dude has crazy in his eyes. You typically see that in women and ex-cons.
     
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    It was JR Smith's driver, a former ball for for the Nuggets.
     
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    I have extensive experience with both and I agree!
     
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