What are your favorite inspirational/funny/crazy quotes? I'll start this badboy off: “I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.” - John Gotti
"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008 barfo
"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them." and "Everybody is identical in their secret unspoken belief that way deep down they are different from everyone else."
"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see." Arthur Schopenhauer (I think)
"'What is a country? A country is a piece of land surrounded on all sides by boundaries, usually unnatural. Englishmen are dying for England, Americans are dying for America, Germans are dying for Germany, Russians are dying for Russia. There are now fifty or sixty countries fighting in this war. Surely so many countries can't all be worth dying for." - Catch 22
Fat Lil Ice Cube from Boyz N The Hood... Get your punkass brother bitch, I'll get my daddy, least I got one mothefucker.
Good quote. I like that one. I'm gonna post two of my favorites: "Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen." -MJ "Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first, and then seek to win." -Sun Tzu
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." - G.W. Bush, 3/13/02
"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War I've always been a huge fan of the Art of War. Known by many but seldom truly read and understood. There were so many times during this current Iraq war where I would wonder if either Bush or Rumsfeld had ever even heard of Sun Tzu. "In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to take the enemy's country whole and intact; to shatter and destroy it is not so good. So, too, it is better to recapture an army entire than to destroy it." -Sun Tzu, the Art of War
"Fool me once.......... shame on........ shame on you........................ If you fool me you can't get fooled again" [video=youtube;0qDuG0ZYD5I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qDuG0ZYD5I[/video]
"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even." Will Rogers
