I feel like some of those aren't really bad, they are just taken out of context (like the player trying to be funny). But what do I know?
Charles Oakley should dominate that list. He was the best quote-giver in the history of the NBA. He could always be counted on to say something hilarious.
Unbelievable that Sir Charles isn't included on that list. He's said more off-the-wall crap than any of them. Go Blazers
Jalen Rose used to say some brilliant things. Off-hand, I can't remember them, which saddens me. But I remember thinking he may make a good talking head after he retired due to his quotability.