Favorite Blazer fans excuses.... listed here

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  1. MIXUM

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    Every negative article not blowing the blazers or front office is responded to in this way....

    - they dont know what they are talking about (negative articles on portland)

    - he (insert name here) hates the blazers

    - that guys an idiot

    - i would still take oden over durant

    - greg will be fine

    - roy is the bets player in the nba

    - its nates fault

    - rudys under contract

    - its zachs fault

    - john nash

    - bayless will be fine... hes our pg of the future

    - its the vulcans fault

    - allen doesnt know whats going on

    - mixums a troll and its his fault

    - jaynes is an idiot

    - canzno is an idiot

    - quick knows nothing



    please feel free to add...
     
  2. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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    What's a Blazer fan?

    Please enlighten me
     
  3. EGame

    EGame "You're the only one of these fools I trust"

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    lol.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Why doesn't MIXUM post here anymore?
     
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    blazer fan....

    not realistic

    tend to look at team in a homerism way

    everyones wrong except blazer enthusiasts

    roster is god

    players on roster are overvalued

    oden is never hurt

    durants just ok

    roy is a elite player

    its nates fault
     
  7. OddEnormous

    OddEnormous I'M FLYING!! I'M FLYING!!

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    You're trying too hard dude.

    Just play "I Will Survive" like the people want and call it a day, erm, night.
     
  8. EGame

    EGame "You're the only one of these fools I trust"

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    So are you saying you represent what all Blazer fans should be? What a scary thought.
     
  9. andalusian

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    Since you call yourself a Blazers fan, here are some other excuses:

    - He threw the team under the bus
    - We are not making the playoffs
    - Howard is garbage
    - Webster is better than Batum
    - Kpee will never make a mid-season trade
    - I am sorry, but it's the truth
    - We are not winning tonight
    - Dwight Jaynes wrote...
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    Lists are fun. Have you seen "High Fidelity" MIXUM? As a DJ who likes making lists, you'd enjoy that movie.
     
  13. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    My personal favorite excuse is, "I should be done with that part of the project next week" It's great because you can use it every Monday and it's always valid.
     
  14. The Professional Fan

    The Professional Fan Big League Scrub

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    Fixed
     
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    - lmao at oden's 150% injury bust -- sorry but it's teh truth
    - this win is fool's gold, kpee homers wear rose-colored glasses.
    - kpee kool-aid, "BRO". won't post all summer.
    - blazers stomped in the playoffs, average mediocrity?????? lmao
    - you guys just don't get it.
    - here we go with the stats, kpee. lol
    - if we lose, better start rebuilding the kool aid. none of you understand me!
    - lmao
    - kpee kpee kpee kpee kpeeeeeeeeee! you'll miss me when i'm gone.
    - waaaaaaay too soft, kpee. here we go with the excuses.
    - durant is a true superstar, morons.
    - brandon better start drinking kool aid, or this game is basically the season.
    - NO CHANCE IN HELL. KPEE STATS ARE TOO SOFT.
    - we will lose 150%. our mediocre players are overvalued if we drink the fool's gold!!!!!!!!1
    - kpee, kool aid, homer glasses. durant in okc. AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE.
     
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    LOTBfan dangling chad

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    - i will stop posting once teh blazers make the playoffs.
     

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