And today I'm rocking the free Roush Racing "2010 US Census" ballcap. It's almost Blazer colors, with the added benefit of being an advertising tool for the gov't.
I partially filled mine out. And I left blank the answers to the questions that they asked that I figured were none of their fucking business.
If they try to come to my door they'll likely get the same special greeting our dog offers the Jehovahs Witnesses and the Mormons.
I'm asking for a friend, but if you've been claiming 10 dependents on your paycheck deductions, do you have to say the same thing on your census form? And when they come knocking, should you throw a party? And how do you make 9 friends fast?