The Blazers injury curse has a very long range

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  1. Rastapopoulos

    Rastapopoulos Well-Known Member

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  2. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I'm sorry, but I actually chuckled a little bit when I read this.



    OF COURSE he has a stress fracture in his foot.
     
  4. Trader Ed

    Trader Ed Go Blazers!

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    :grim::protestthem::smiley-predaja::smiley-predaja::smiley-predaja::smiley-predaja:

    Giggling incessively.... that is too much. Now even our recruits are suffering... LOL
     
  5. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Seriously, if you're a prospect, do you come for a workout? The worst thing that could happen to your career it seems is to be drafted by this team.
     
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    How many goats must we sacrifice to lift this biblical curse?
     
  7. blue32

    blue32 Who wants a mustache ride?

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    The scene from Spartacus, where Quintus is mentioning how the gods spread his cheeks again, only to ram cock up ass, while moving his closed fist in a ramming motion is coming to mind right about now.

    lol.. god damn that show rocks.
     
  8. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Shamefully, I did more than chuckle ... people around me in the lab must think I just opened up a really funny e-mail attachment or something.
     
  9. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    The Sebastian Express Snarflepumpkin

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    I wonder how many fans it has hit this year, too. All of us innocently believing our random injuries are just us being out of shape people, but in reality we are simply subjected to the curse as much as the players - but without the beautiful comfort of gobs of money.
     
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    That's why Nedzad Sinanovic's agent tried to hide him in the 2nd round!
     
  12. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    Question, assuming everyone's healthy, who's favored in a 7-game series? I'd almost take the injured lineup of Roy/Batum/Oden/Przy (toss in Kopo) against Miller/Rudy/Webster/LMA/Camby. :(

    It pains me a little inside to think that, out of all of those, Oden's is the LEAST recurring. (Roy: 3 surgeries same meniscus, Batum's recurring labrum issues, Przy's re-rupture of the tendon, the tendency of our guys to re-stress-fracture a foot...)
     
  13. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I tore my Labrum playing basketball, and had to have surgery last month. I think my devotion to Nicolas Batum might be on the verge of becoming unhealthy.

    :dunno:
     
  14. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    Uh, I'd venture to say that if you've already torn the labrum, you've already crossed the verge into full-blown "unhealthiness". Happy Healing in a Hurry!
     
  15. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    The Cubbies have shown how sacrificing goats doesn't work. I can think of some posters I'd be willing to sacrifice, however.
     
  16. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    I think you are on to something. It's our only prayer.
     

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