The world is now complete. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100423/ap_en_ot/us_comics_gay_archie_character
I saw a fridge magnet once...this made me think of it, it reads: "I want a boyfirend who is clean, sweet, and caring...but they already have boyfriends"
Or MAYBE he practices for the hotdog eating contest by giving head to another man! Get it? Cuz he's gay?