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    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Freshman year we were setting up the gym for something and we had to carry in these tables that were heavy for us at the time. Me and one of my buddies had a tough time but we got the table in the gym. And then here comes this girl who's built like a football player carrying the table on her shoulder -- noooo problem. It brought my ego down a peg or two that day!
     
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    About eighteen years ago, I was working as a fabricator, peeling the polyfilm off of acrylic blanks. I was wearing boxers and golfing shorts. Not sure what caused my fly to drop down, but I didn't realize that Little Wookiee was making an appearance until the rather sizable static charge that had built suddenly found a contact point through which to discharge when I leaned forward to grab another stack of parts and Little Wookiee made contact with the table in front of me. I yelped in pain, spun around, grabbed my crotch, and proceeded to panic-zip my shorts without fully clearing the pathway first. A gal who was working a little ways away from me swears to this day that she saw the spark. Thank God it wasn't a "we got a bleeder" moment.
     
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    Walked in on my mom naked. Worst thing ever.

    Peed my pants at school in 4th grade. Called my grandpa to pick me up, and a teacher told the whole school why I left.
     
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