Funny NBA Quotes

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  1. Pacers fan forever

    Pacers fan forever BBW Elite Member

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    Here are some more:There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.Abe Lemons We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line.Norm Stewart We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.Weldon Drew "Don?t get me wrong ? I love Jason Kidd. He?s a great point guard? (But) how am I comparing myself to him when I think I?m the best point guard to play basketball? That doesn?t make any sense. I mean, how can I sit here and compare myself to somebody if I already think I?m the best?...I?m telling you what it is: I know I?m the best point guard in the NBA. I don?t need anybody else to tell me that. When I go on the basketball court, if I think about what you?re all saying, I?ll lose my mind." ? Stephon Marbury "Guys have made livings off me. Nick Anderson got a new contract, Travis Knight got a new contract off me. As a matter of fact, Derek Fisher called me yesterday to thank me [he had recently signed a deal with Golden State]. If you double me, I?m kicking out to Eddie, who?s the best shooter in the East. Or I?m going to give it to Dwyane, or put it on the ground and come bang on you." ? Shaquille O?Neal "Just say I?m from Somalia and I need food." ? Stephen Jackson, describing his passion for winning."I don?t know what?s wrong with that girl." - Reggie Evans on Pau Gasol.Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt." Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D: "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject." Bill Walton:On Kobe's offseason weight training: "The added muscle and bulk from pushing that steel and the natural maturation process now enables this grandmaster to regularly accomplish the unimaginable without dragging around excessive bulk and baggage. Most top players get to the point where they truly believe that anything is possible. Most are also governed by gravity, the laws of physics and self-regulating mental control mechanisms. Kobe has left all these behind. The extra strength and stamina have made him a superior 3-point shooter, a most dominant defender and arguably the game's top rebounder."On Rasheed Wallace: "He's like a four-armed Dikembe Mutombo around the basket!"Exchange between he and Tom Hammond: ?John Stockton is one of the true marvels, not just of basketball, or in America, but in the history of Western Civilization!? Tom: ?Wow, that?s a pretty strong statement. I guess I don?t have a good handle on world history.? Bill: ?Well Tom, that?s because you didn?t go to UCLA.?During a game that didn't even involve the Rockets: ?Yao Ming is the best thing to happen to the NBA in a long time. He is just a beautiful person inside and out. The vision, the creativity, the gentleness of spirit ? he has it all.?"Kenyon Martin is the 2nd best player in the Eastern Conference.""Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet!""But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good."?Eric Piatkowski makes perhaps the greatest defensive play in Clipper history!?"Manu Ginobli is one of the greats. Not just of this generation, but of all time."
     
  2. Memphology

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"I don?t know what?s wrong with that girl." - Reggie Evans on Pau Gasol.</div>Reggie Evans grabbed Kamans balls...nuff said
     
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