What I'm hearing from a very reliable source is that ABM has a thread already in progress but he wants to make sure it's meaningless until he hits "Submit NewThread." This thread will include an opening post that could've been posted within any of the other 10 threads he has started in the last 36 hours but he's afraid no one is reading those threads. He wants to make sure his most recent "musing," if you can call it that, is read and he believes that the best way for him to do that is to put it in the title of a thread.
I've started a whopping 5 threads during the month of May, and I have a mod accusing me of being a troll.
Looking at the top 24 threads right now, 11 are by ABM and 2 (including this thread) are by me. I'm in the business of facts and truth.
Man, I guess I haven't been paying attention. I thought you were in the business of fiction and fantasy. Did you quit acting?