I blame the previous administration for not having the foresight to allow cats to roam the White House grounds...
They're like illegals. For every one you see, there are at least a couple of dozen more just barely out of sight. <lights fuse and runs away, giggling maniacally>
I wish I could find a video of the episode where Denny had the Stanley Cup and was engraving his name on it - right before he dropped it off the balcony.