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  1. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
    LABOR. ,,,,,,,,(Supposely. The 2 U.S.A reporters were let go.)

    IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
    INDEFINITELY.

    IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

    IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

    IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM
    AGAIN.

    IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY
    AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

    IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
    POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

    IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN or US BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
    * A JOB,
    * A DRIVERS LICENSE,
    * SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
    * WELFARE,
    * FOOD STAMPS,
    * CREDIT CARDS,
    * SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
    * FREE EDUCATION,
    * FREE HEALTH CARE,
    * BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED
    IN YOUR LANGUAGE
    * THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU
    DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
     
  2. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Would you or anyone else prefer to live in North Korea, Iran, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, China, Venezuela, or Cuba?
     
  3. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    MARIS and I agree on something. Does anyone else hear the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse?
     
  4. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    AZ Senator wants to change the rule that if you're born on US Soil you are automatically a US Citizen. I've always thought that was a dumb fucking rule.
     
  5. The_Lillard_King

    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    Exactly. Knowing maris, he is making a case on how to handle poeple who cross the boarder, but to use countries like Afghanistan and the like . . .I'm not sure he is making the point he wants to.
     
  6. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    WE SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY PASSPORTS. ONE WORLD SON. GO AS YOU PLEASE. WE ARE ALL HUMANS. HOLLA!
     
  7. The Sebastian Express

    The Sebastian Express Snarflepumpkin

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    My thoughts exactly.
     
  8. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I prefer the Stones.

    barfo
     
  9. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Is the border dead center?
     
  10. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    Venezuela is a beautiful place.
     
  11. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think Cuba and China are well worth a visit, and would be interesting places to live at least for awhile. The other places on the list, not so much.

    barfo
     
  12. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    WHAT?!?
     
  13. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    I believe he is referring to the millions of illegal aliens who come here to have babies on our tax dollar and are unjustly rewarded by having citizenship bestowed on their child which gives them the added benefit of most likely being awarded amnesty at some later date for their conspiracy to defraud our government and invasion of our homeland.

    My guess anyway.
     
  14. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    I tend to agree here with Maris as well. I have no problems welcoming new citizens..., but there needs to be a process that is both fair and reasonable.
     
  15. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I agree to a degree. Though, you just had this weird Rush Limbaugh vibe to your post.
     
  16. BLAZER PROPHET

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    I never liked him much. Decent entertainer, but he gets under my skin.
     
  17. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    FWIW, I was talking about Marris' post :chestbump:

    But I do agree that the border policies, and I use that term loosely, are an epic failure.
     
  18. BLAZER PROPHET

    BLAZER PROPHET Well-Known Member

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    Oh.

    Funny on me.
     
  19. HailBlazers

    HailBlazers RipCity

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  20. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Yup. Technically an islamic terrorist and his wife can sneak into the country illegally, have a baby who is now an american citizen who can become President of the United States! :NOTMARIS:
     

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