Is My Mom Losing It?!?

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  1. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    I was over at my folks house the other day. While there, my Mom peered at me, then inquired, "That moustache is new. When did you decide to grow that?"

    I then looked at her incredulously and basically responded in shock, "Mom, I've had this moustache since I've been 16 and NEVER shaved it off!"

    Now, my Mom is a sharp cookie. Never shown any signs of physical/mental shortcomings.

    However!

    That said, I've heard of many people who have shaved off their beards/moustaches and nobody has noticed....not even their loved ones.

    Still, pretty weird.
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    It's a hidden message... shave the porn stache!
     
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  3. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    :lol:

    Touche'


    Hey, you and HCP should meet me @ Bih Al's sometime this weekend. That would be pretty cool, I think. Just let me know.
     
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  4. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    What the heck is a moustache??? I've heard of a mustache, but not a moustache... Is that some kind of french facial hair or something?
     
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  5. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    He's talking about his taint hair.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    It's a French thing! Nic would have a MOUSTACHE!
     
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    Alzheimers or dementia? Im not sayin its that for sure, but those kind of comments are not a good sign. Do some reading and keep an eye on her for more signs.
     
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    When she said new, i bet she meant...
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    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    I work with this guy, he's about 70. He has started losing it. It makes for great comedy, but I feel bad sometimes.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    At least she didn't go "have you always been my son?"
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    What is bizarre is that she recognized you as her son (hopefully) but nto the mustache.
     
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    44Thrilla cuatro cuatro

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    Do you have a clean shaven brother?
     
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  13. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    No brothers. Two older sisters.
     
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    Either of them have mustaches?
     
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    Yes, but are they clean shaven? Answer the man.
     
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    How in the hell would ABM know that?
     
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  17. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Careful, or I'll share some of your family stories. We don't wanna go there. ;)
     
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    They might have moustaches.
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Yeesh! See what I get for exposing personal moments?

    I get no respect.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Your mom isn't losing it, you are. She told me you spent the entire visit lying on the carpet twitching and fondling your mustache and babbling about shaving. You need help, dude. Your mind and body can't handle what you are ingesting on a daily basis.

    barfo
     
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