You may want to update more frequently--I have seized control of the Guinness World Record since you last refreshed.
I got ya beat. My inbox is filled with emails from HCP's wife telling me how much she misses me now that her husband isnt leaving town as often.
Odd, HCP told me that when he returns from trips, his wife tells him that her inbox constantly needs to be cleaned. Something about her "spam filter" not catching everything, and something about a virus. HCP asked me if I knew how to fix that.