Short Skirts and Loose Women Cause Earthquakes

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    This Just In: Short Skirts and Loose Women Cause Earthquakes​

    Short skirts and loose women aren't just causing the moral degradation of our society — they're also ripping apart the very earth beneath us.

    Yes, a senior Muslim cleric in Iran wants everybody to know that earthquakes are not the result of tectonic plates rubbing together, but rather the result of women's tempting clothes. "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes." The only way for Iran to avoid being "buried under the rubble" is turn to conservative Islam, begin to cover women up from head to toe, a cut out the non-marital sex.

    http://womensrights.change.org/blog/view/this_just_in_short_skirts_and_loose_women_cause_earthquakes
     
    SlyPokerDog, Jun 15, 2010
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    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    man, and they say that Christians are whacky. :crazy:
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    "change.org," lol...
     
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    It does explain Kobe's albino burqa look...

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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    This is just a misunderstanding of the phrase "the earth moved".

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    Actually that is a bit old.

    And of course false.

    We know earthquakes are caused by women who sleep with their husbands 3 weeks before the wedding.
     
    crandc, Jun 15, 2010
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    Respectfully, I'd submit that if it's 3 weeks before the wedding, it's not her husband.
     
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    because THAT's not petty.
     
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