Provided you get us Bosh, you got my vote! ...so get yourself some faux dreads and greet Bosh at the airport! And keep your wife at home...just say'n. Keep it weird HCP!
Lucky you! Just made your job (GM greet at airport) less weird! But no, I have not seen the dread-less Bosh yet. Perhaps he's trying to play you and hope that you'll offer up a sign and trade deal to bring him to PDX. Maybe you simply need to show up at the airport with a pair of those glasses to hand over as a welcome gift for Chris?
I'm not fucking around, if I get this job, I will personally fuck over everyone of you on here that ever crossed me!