My Exchange With KP's (Former) Administrative Assistant

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  1. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Oh, well, we tried. :)
     
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  2. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    IS SHE HAWT?
     
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  3. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Of course......you little sleazeball!

    ;)
     
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  4. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    NOICE!
     
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  5. Sug

    Sug Well-Known Member

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    Not really, but she is super nice.
     
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  6. OddEnormous

    OddEnormous I'M FLYING!! I'M FLYING!!

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    She went from "We'll see"

    to

    "Pass"

    In one email.

    Basically you sacred the fvck outta her.


    Well done.
     
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  7. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    we'll see always means no.
     
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  8. OddEnormous

    OddEnormous I'M FLYING!! I'M FLYING!!

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    And pass always means "Fuck off."
     
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  9. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    and "fuck off" really means "why don't you and your wife join me for some margaritas this weekend" :NOTMARIS:

    GO GET IT ABM!
     
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  10. BGrantFan

    BGrantFan Suspended

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    Is this Kevin's personal assistant, or is this a secretary employed by the Blazers?

    If it's the latter, I doubt Kevin even received the message. ;)
     
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  11. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Good question.

    Beth Hancock.
     
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  12. OddEnormous

    OddEnormous I'M FLYING!! I'M FLYING!!

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    He's right you know.

    Call her again ABM. She'll love it. She's just playing games.
     
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  13. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Naturally, I was really, really hoping Kevin might partake in one last gathering with us die-hard supporters. In all honesty, though, I doubt he's even still in town.
     
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  14. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    She ain't going to put together anything or pass on anything via the Blazer's mail server. I'm sure the Vulcans are reading everything coming and going from the practice facility. We need to get his none Blazer email addy. I wonder if we email his agent we can get it? :clap::pimp::devilwink:
     
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  15. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I have it on good authority that KP is currently in Thailand smoking ganja with ladyboys.
     
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  16. BLAZER PROPHET

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    ABM, let me know how it goes with Beth. If she has a sister...
     
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  17. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Definitely should not have sent that picture of HCP along with the email.
     
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  18. BGrantFan

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    She works for the Blazers.
     
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  19. jlprk

    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    "He appreciates the offer but he is going to pass.

    He's at home drunk and depressed. He can't see visitors. He thinks he's still GM. GMs aren't returning his calls to take Diener.

    Yesterday, 29 GMs sent him a letter warning him not to offer them Darius Miles or they'll take all necessary action.

    Thank you for understanding."
     
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  20. LameR

    LameR Ha Seung-Jin Approved!

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    I LOLed.
     
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