I'll only shit at work or home. The reason I'm ok with doing it at work is for a couple reasons. There's barely any dudes that work there, meaning the numerous bathrooms are generally clean as is. And number two, the bathrooms are also cleaned basically every hour, so I don't have to worry about doing my duty in a nasty, Wal-Mart-esque bathroom.
I cant do it anywhere but home or work. Or home depot by my school. I've dsicovered they have a large restroom that is pretty clean and always stocked. I can only do it at work when I'm working with a other Guy. Girls don't understand. When I worked at Longs Drugs, now CVS, we used to lock the girls room and drop bombs in there. They hated us.
[video=youtube;pEQkX8bdM1Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEQkX8bdM1Y&feature=player_embedded[/video] peace out.
Woj reported earlier that the Knicks might be fucked. They wanted Joe Johnson, but ATL is about to offer him a max contract. LeBron isn't going to NY unless he has a last minute change of heart. Their best shot @ a big name FA right now is Amar'e and he isn't sure about going to NY. Again, these are rumors from Woj's twitter. He was pretty money last year, IIRC.
I will hold it to shit at home. Plus my toilet is bigger, so I don't have to use the front of the toilet seat as a "head" rest.
After all the drama and hype and talk about "wanting to win" these NBA free agents all run back to the comfort of the almighty $$$$.
I'm still thinking that LeBron is going to Chicago and they'll sign Boozer to bring with him if they can't find a taker for Deng so they can get Bosh. If that happens, I'm betting Bosh and Wade go to Miami, though I'm not sure who they'd bring in with him. They could try and lure Joe Johnson from Atlanta, but I'm more than willing to be he resigns for the max back in Atlanta.
Sounds like the Suns went out and signed Hakim Warrick today to a 4 year deal, which probably means Amar'e is on his way out.
These NBA players don't always see the logical choice. Even KG said the only reason he left to play in Boston wash Chauncey Billups convinced him he'd win a title there with Pierce & Allen. In hindsight KG has said he wished he left sooner, but when you're 'the guy' there's an ego you struggle with and you really want to prove you can lead a franchise. Maybe LeBron is dealing with that especially since he's from Cleveland and those fans worship him. What will his legacy be if he leaves vs what would it be if he stayed and won a title there?
Shape, I also think even if he stayed in Cleveland they can win championships there, he was almost there for the past 3 or 4 years, just needed few more pieces. I don't get the whole argument about Cleveland being a small market, especially in the day of media, internet, etc.
Personally, I don't think he can win a title in Cleveland, at least not with that roster, and definitely not if Chicago or some other Eastern team makes some big moves and drastically improves. The one thing he'd have going for him in Cleveland though (aside from the extra $30mil) is that the pressure is going to be lessened. That franchise hasn't won a title in so long, that all needs to do to cement his legacy is to win one. Just one, that's all it'll take if he stays in Cleveland. If he leaves to say, Chicago or Miami, he's going to have to win multiple, especially if he goes to Chicago. Because logically, the only way he'd leave is if he's going to a team that gives him a better chance to win and win multiple titles (since he claims that's what he's all about). And if he goes elsewhere and doesn't win multiple (or any), it could almost be considered a failure and could tarnish his legacy.
Two years in a row Jered Weaver has been fucked out of the all-star game. Absolute horse shit. He leads both leagues in K's, has a 2.82 ERA, a 8-3 record which should be 12-3, but is fucking sucky ass bull pen has blown 4 of his would be W's. Absolute horse shit, man. Howie Kendrick also got fucked out of it for Ian fucking Kinsler. Howie's got 7 HR's, 50 RBI's, and is hitting like .322 with RISP. Kinsler's got 3 HR's and 24 RBI's. Explain that shit to me, please?
Shaq is bouncing around the league now. He needs to save face and retire or come back to LA for cheap to finish off his career. Shut up Shaq haters.
lol If Amare somehow convinces Lebron to go to NY with him, then Cleveland is fucking stupid. They could've traded for Amare at the deadline if only they gave up JJ Hickson. Watch them lose Lebron and Amare because of Hickson. LMAO
Hmm that's actually a good spot for him. The Hawks lack of size is one of the reasons they can't make the jump in post season. They also need another play maker because Joe Johnson plays better off the ball. If they can figure out a way to keep Josh Childress and/or trade him for another scorer to pair with Johnson the Hawks could be ready to make a leap in the East. I wonder what Marvin Williams could land them in a trade? Ty Lawson? Darren Collison?
Jered Weaver FINALLY selected to the all-star game, replacing CC Sabathia. It's a damn shame he had to be a replacement, though. He probably won't play in it though as he is scheduled to pitch on Sunday I believe.
