Three guys arrived at the pearly gates at the same time and were greeted by St Peter. He said 'we drive cars here in heaven and the car you drive depends on the answer to this question'. He turned to the first guy and asked 'did you ever cheat on your spouse?'. The guy looked down and nervously moved his foot around and replied 'can I have a different question?'. St Peter said 'No'. The guy said he had cheated on his first wife for years before they finally divorced. St Peter said 'in that case, you get a Pinto to drive'. He asked the second guy the same question. He replied 'I cheated once when I was young and stupid. I told her about it and she eventually forgave me. That was the only time'. St Peter said 'not good, but you did confess. You get to drive a Cadillac'. He asked the third guy who replied 'I was married for 56 years and never cheated once. I never even looked at another woman and always treated her like a queen'. St Peter said 'that is wonderful news-the kind we don't hear often enough. You get to drive a Porsche'. That afternoon, the first two guys ran across each other as they were driving around Heaven. While they were talking, they noticed the Porsche driver sitting across the street. He was sitting on his hood crying his eyes out. They walked over to him and asked what's wrong. Wiping back the tears, he said 'I just saw my wife riding a moped!!!'.
