<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (S_Guard @ Jun 20 2006, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ditto sounds very good Start with 8 people or 16 if enoughi'm hungry now so heres a bit from my food songEat fish more vegetables and be more of an explorerdon't like fish, but carrots broccolli, peas, corn, spinach, and collard greens only veggies ill consume.Consumptions, need some food getting more hungry talking bout foodI go back home, go upstairs and opend the door with my privledged keygo through the hallway make a 180 degree turn down the stairsanother turn through the path ito the kitchenthen into the fridgeto make a hearty sandwichSo i take out the double wheat breadwhichmy pops is obssesed withpick the oven roasted turky packet and take out some lettuce mustard, no refluxive tomato.Seems light but lets get to the food on the tableplace the meat on the bread followed by lettuce topped with little mustardand sandwich the bread ready to be eatennow im feeling slightly refreshed......</div>Ehh... make it rhyme, because I speak for everyone when I say that we dont know your rhythm youre trying to bring.But you got me drooling.
yea its not a freestyle it just goes with the song talkin bout food(writin off the top of my head non-stop). Theres no need to rhyme if the issue at hand comes out right. but rhyming does make it better. especially if u can't hear it. but ima record at my friends crib and then ill put it up here later
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 19 2006, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Just for the record, Celtic is beating SKiLL, and (of course) I'm beating Yugo.Because my rhymes are godly from what you heardNo, celtic never bit not a goddamn wordThe lone AZN owning all the whiteYou'd be wishin my rhymes are the you could biteIf you sink that low I guess you could takeBut it'd take about a year to get up, for pete's sake</div>My ass your winning, why do you lie to yourself.Your rhymes dont match with eachother, you need some help.You make up the stupidest sh*t, how does a person like that win.You can call me Chris Jericho but your just a has-been.Whats your mom keep coming back for, haven't I done her enough.Its pretty loose man, shouldn't have done it so rough.But heres my TKO, your deadReminds me of Soccer man, Cuz your face just turned from yellow to red.BTW if any dumbass didnt get it, the yellow card is a 1st offence in soccer, and since hes yellow meaning hes asian, and red is the 2nd offence which means the player is kicked out. Aight you faggots got it.
Why does a person like me win? Man read your rhymesYou've been murdered, killed, destroyed, owned a thousand timesAnd wtf does Chris Jericho have to do with anything?Running out of ideas? Take some notes from the KiiiNGMy face is red, so what? Yours is still gayAnd unlike mine yours'll never change, always be that wayThe way you love men is so disgustingWhere you getting your rhmyes from? An idiot trusting?Cuz it sounds like that man; TKO shouldnt be used everHow many times have I seen you rhyme good? Well neverReminds you of soccer, cuz I'm getting the goalAnd the santa of rap gives this "bad boy" some coalTake my advice for once, please no more sh*tStop your drooling, boy. At least TRY to spit.And S guard, thatd be sweet if you put it up. I wanna hear it
I spit better than you, what are you criticizing me for.If your trying to kill me with those rhymes, I gotta show u the door.But my rhymes are killers to this Asian Kid.All I gotta do is sit down, and relax my mind a lil bit.Think of what ima use, and what ima rhyme.If you wanna keep coming back, Ill diss your 50,000 more times.But let me stereotype your culture's into a long listSushi, Dance Dance Revolution, Benihana and ChopsticksVideo games, breakdancing and small dicks.The list goes on and on till there isnt anymore paper.But all you are is an Asian Laker Fan thats a hater.You live in Canada, aren't you Inuit.But your dad caught me with your mom cause we were doing it.You can't be using my own disses against me, it aint going to work.Ill edit this later cuz im not done.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (YugoRocketsFan @ Jun 21 2006, 02:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I spit better than you, what are you criticizing me for.</div>Is this a Joke or a Rap thread? I can't decide.You can't finish a rap so you just run and hideLittle dick? Huh? What does that make yours?They measure yours in pixels while they measure mine in floors.Inuit. Wow, that really hurts. Boo hooI thought i was asian. Please man say something trueIt's not fun anymore to diss you, getting sadYou're thinking you an top? Listen here ladThe asian is winning, bi*ch, that's how sad it isYou should be making fun of yourself, that's how bad it is.You said you were better? Well prove it for onceYour rhymes humiliate, you're becoming the dunceSo now, subject, peasant: bow down to your kingBow down to the asian you sad little thingThe canadian is on top of this one, eh?You dis the guy on top? pretty sad, dont you say?I asked nicely to rhyme good, but now you just spitting stupid sh*tStop repeating yourself and just use some whit
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 21 2006, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Is this a Joke or a Rap thread? I can't decide.You can't finish a rap so you just run and hideLittle dick? Huh? What does that make yours?They measure yours in pixels while they measure mine in floors.Inuit. Wow, that really hurts. Boo hooI thought i was asian. Please man say something trueIt's not fun anymore to diss you, getting sadYou're thinking you an top? Listen here ladThe asian is winning, bi*ch, that's how sad it isYou should be making fun of yourself, that's how bad it is.You said you were better? Well prove it for onceYour rhymes humiliate, you're becoming the dunceSo now, subject, peasant: bow down to your kingBow down to the asian you sad little thingThe canadian is on top of this one, eh?You dis the guy on top? pretty sad, dont you say?I asked nicely to rhyme good, but now you just spitting stupid sh*tStop repeating yourself and just use some whit</div>Some lines were good...others were weak.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (STAT @ Jun 21 2006, 05:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Some lines were good...others were weak.</div>I know... I'm an ametuer at rapping.Why don't you try some?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 19 2006, 06:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Just for the record, Celtic is beating SKiLL</div>I wonder why. Is it 'cause he's writing more? Or is it some other reason?I'm not mad, I'm just wondering."2 lines can equal as a 20 lined verse." -SkiLL.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 21 2006, 09:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I know... I'm an ametuer at rapping.Why don't you try some?</div>I stopped doing text battles a while ago. I only do real battles now.
I like doing peoples moms i made love 2 sadams....my rhymes are so deadly they are like bombs....ughhhh ballahollics mom is a knockout i nailed her so much i hit myself with a hammer! Yah yah yah a hammer...i want some bread, preferiably from subway...ballahollics mom is a 642 on a 10 scale....his girlfriend melonie looks good in a thong i tell her to shake it on my lawn when im cuttin it...but only when im cuttin it not weed eaten!some of my friends call me hutch the dutchbut then i come back and say but i dont speak dutch so thats not possible you loser friendsi asked my mom if i could borrow some moneyshe said no, to i asked my dad and he said yea so F YOU MOMMYtonys girl loves my asswell, at least she kisses it all the timejust cuz i spit hot fire, doest mean im commiting a crimewhy dont you go get me some pop? what kind? lemon limei love polar bears with a passioni think they have great fassionlightsouts mom is super kinkyshe went so far she bit off my pinkyi love the smell of josh goulds fartsthey remind me of strawberry poptartsim gonna go play with my dingalingif you want to come help melanie, give me a ringaling
Yugo left... I WIN!!!Not like he was winning before thoughAnd SkiLL, your rhymes are good, but they shouldnt need explaining in parenthases.. that's the only problem I have
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ELiiiTE @ Jun 29 2006, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yugo left... I WIN!!!Not like he was winning before thoughAnd SkiLL, your rhymes are good, but they shouldnt need explaining in parenthases.. that's the only problem I have</div>Oh I see now. Well I just use it for refrence on the wordplay I used. It's just common for a text battler to do. Unless the forum was full of iLL textcees.
It's hard to get the flow of the rap when you have to read the bracketed explanation. I guess I'll have to read them after or something, but it just makes it harder to flowLet's get this going again... we need more battlers.
No kidding, this stuff is so lame....all they are doing is using the AB-AB poem format.... :no1:<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Ballahollic is fat it's not legend it's fact. When he bends down in front of ya all you see is his crack.Look at his pictures he shows no emotionWhen Melanies not around it's all bout' the lotionHe got cocky with a truck driver and got punched in the grill BBW homies say he looks like Bobby Hill--BCB--CB4 he's BBW's little man whoreHe hits the penis so hard it's covered in soarsIn bed and in school man nothin stops him Getting him to stop is mission impossibleHis hands are wrinkled but not from swimming Like Tom Cruise he's a man on a missionA mission to wack everything into submissionBut regardless we love our little guyEven if he got an infection from the key lime pie--BCB--</div> My 2 classics. :winkglasses:
I'll 'pump' this topic up like 'Spalding''Causin' you all to fall after ya crawlingThis is like a 'washroom' 'cause you're all 'stalling'The 'ball's' fallin' 'cause you're all 'net' like the 'domain' *I'm 'unleashed' 'cause my wordplay's off the 'chain'I'll kill ya like 'The Ring' 'cause you're all hittin'~'week' **You spittin'~weak when I'm 'unleashed' like a 'neckless' beast*: The domain of the forums is bball-world.NET**: A double meaning wordplay. Week/Weak. The 7 days thing = week.
