Because you are a L*ker fan, I better make sure you understand that breaking up and puncturing with a needle dick are two different things. Just kidding, Live it up big man. Oh to be young and sing;e....scary, but fun
You really want DaRizzle's sloppy seconds? I have no reason to know, but I suspect Laker fan manseed must leave a sour aftertaste that you'll be scrubbing off her vagina for years. I bet it smells like Axe body spray and smog.
No no. Not sloppys seconds. DaRizzle was the first failed experiment, after which she gets it right with a Blazers fan. A smart woman would expel the Laker fan contamination instantaneously.
lol...she used to be a switch hitter but not for many many years... ...I took her to a Jesus camp and cured her lol...kidding about the 2nd part
Rizzle, wish you nothing but the best, everything will be fine. Imagine, how amazing that gf was and she turned out to not be the one. So can you imagine how wonderful the "one" will be? Stay optimistic, there is better out there. Come down to the OC, we can find you one.