Just broke up with girlfriend

Discussion in 'Blazers OT Forum' started by DaRizzle, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    BeerBoy speaks Truth!!!
     
  2. OddEnormous

    OddEnormous I'M FLYING!! I'M FLYING!!

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    GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!




















    You really have no choice now.
     
  3. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Because you are a L*ker fan, I better make sure you understand that breaking up and puncturing with a needle dick are two different things.


    Just kidding, Live it up big man. Oh to be young and sing;e....scary, but fun
     
  4. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    ROFL! Repped!
     
  5. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to crandc again.:clap:
     
  6. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    You really want DaRizzle's sloppy seconds? I have no reason to know, but I suspect Laker fan manseed must leave a sour aftertaste that you'll be scrubbing off her vagina for years. I bet it smells like Axe body spray and smog.
     
  7. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Sounds like you're not the only one trying to spread something
     
  8. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    Sorry, Rizz. Don't wish your pain on anyone, even a POS Laker fan. Hope you find some peace soon.
     
  9. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    I heard she left you for a Heat fan... the girl's just a frontrunner!
     
  10. crandc

    crandc Well-Known Member

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    No no. Not sloppys seconds. DaRizzle was the first failed experiment, after which she gets it right with a Blazers fan.

    A smart woman would expel the Laker fan contamination instantaneously.
     
  11. DP

    DP He shoots, he scores!

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    You needs a cookie.
     
  12. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    lol...she used to be a switch hitter but not for many many years...

    ...I took her to a Jesus camp and cured her









    lol...kidding about the 2nd part
     
  13. Wizard Mentor

    Wizard Mentor Wizard Mentor

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    +1, hope you find the right person.
     
  14. DynastYWarrioR6

    DynastYWarrioR6 JBB SmurfY

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    Rizzle, wish you nothing but the best, everything will be fine. Imagine, how amazing that gf was and she turned out to not be the one. So can you imagine how wonderful the "one" will be? Stay optimistic, there is better out there.

    Come down to the OC, we can find you one.
     
  15. dpc

    dpc BBF refugee

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    Pray the gay away ftw!
     

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