During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. [remember Denny, you started this thread]
Why do blonds get less protection than gays and non-caucasian people? Mods need to close this hate-based thread immediately!
I'm by no means the most experienced mods here, but as I understand it one of the rules of Denny's board is that you can't mod Denny's threads. He could say that I am a (deleted) (expletive adjective) (racist adjective) (homophobic noun) who (expletive adverb) (expletive verb) my (racist adjective) (expletive adjective) (sexually descriptive) mother, and one couldn't mod his thread. Blonde jokes?
In your sarcastic rant perhaps you should take notice that a blond joke is almost always about a blond woman, and think about it.
