There's a video of Greg Oden trying to give a gal a mushroom tattoo, but he accidentally caves in her skull...
Don't try and pin that one on Greg, look you are over 8 feet tall and covered in fur. It is clearly you on the tape, I mean Greg is much smaller.
Damn Blazer wookee that explains all those hotties in your old avatar pic! Way to leak the goods on to the internet. Be sure you eat plenty of protein and get lots of fluids you won't have a free Friday/Saturday for years now. P.S. I think it's called a Mushroom Stamp.
But you may be onto something. A long continuing drama would be the gaga eyes Rebecca Harlow gives LMA every time they interview. So maybe this is a sex tape between Harlow and LMA. I mean it is a major announcement to an ongoing drama involving a player that he has to contact both parties before he can discuss it and would not be a transaction or "finality" of the event. Good call on your part, I think you've got it!