Why I went to England to find a wife

http://www.kval.com/news/offbeat/98276664.html

That's how the women roll here in Idaho.

 

but...but....there are other states in the Union! There's even Canada and Mexico. England?!?!?!? I was married to an Englishwoman for awhile and while I learned that she was one of the sanest people on that god forsaken Island, she was far crazier then most American women I've dated.

 

I thought you went there for the dentistry.

 

Crazier than her?

 

Uh, that's not a woman.

You know that, right?

 

it looks like a keeper

 

Meth is a helluva drug.

 

Mook's getting broad minded in his old age.

 

You don't want to go down that path. The last time somebody said that s/he nearly pipe bombed the guy.

 

Well, she watched Lord of the Rings one time too many and developed a nasty Smeagol fetish. A dozen surgeries later, and there you go.

It's still better than her "Jabba Phase."