Rudy rib injury? Not suited?

Heard a rumor he's not suiting up due to "severe pain".

Not saying it's legit, just what I read online today....

 

I heard the pain was actually him realizing he has no heart.

 

Bummer if it's true...more than a few of us were banking on a solid performance to up his stock. Any first round pick is looking prime, if he sits cause of rib injuries.

No heart....new MO - "tin man"?

 

I am going to rename Rudy the Calimari. Because like Calimari, it is either really good, or really bad, and you aren't sure which one you are getting until it shows up on your plate.

 

I thought it was because there's no spine but lots of suckers involved.

 

That too. See, the Calimari is the perfect name for Rudy!

 

I don't even know why I'm bashing him, except to be a clever asshole. I actually like Rudy and want him to play well for us.

 

Zing! Boom! Bam!

Bye Bye Rudy. You have lost the fanbase in record time. From fan favorite to the butt of jokes. Excellent work.

 

Being a clever asshole is accepted, appreciated and even expected.

Being a calamari-tin-man who complains, then when his start does come, during bigtime playoffs and he gets lit up for 40+ by a slightly better than average player, wowza... You'd think the premadonna attitude would cease. Nyet. It appears to be in full force. I like the guy too. Now, not so much.....

Trade him for a box of CrackerJacks, I say. We might get a cool tattoo prize!