Friday, September 17th - 4 PM until 8:30 (or ??) Claim Jumper Restaurant 18000 Southwest Lower Boones Ferry Road Portland - (503) 670-1975 (Right Off I-5 -- Exit 290 - Durham/Boones Ferry Rd. near Tualatin) Wheels will show up at around 6 PM and stay until around 8 PM. He'll be bringing some swag to be raffled off. Bring your questions! Wheels is so very gracious and candid. Don't hold back. If he can answer your questions and/or respond to your comments, he will! See ya there! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ For those that might be interested, here is the menu they'll be offering to us for the duration of the event (you can order off the main menu, as well): Buffalo Chicken Wings - Half dozen drummettes tossed in our signature spicy sauce and served with celery, carrots and ranch for dipping 5.00 Nacho Platter - Served with mild salsa 5.00 Hand-Battered Onion Rings - Served with spicy mustard ranch or smoky mesquite BBQ sauce for dipping 4.00 California Quesadilla - Grilled corn tortillas filled with jack & cheddar cheese, fresh avocado, green onions, mild salsa & black beans. Served with salsa ranch 3.00 Calamari - A smaller portion of our premium steak strips served with cocktail sauce 6.00 Parmesan Zucchini Spears - Six hand-breaded, panko-parmesan crusted zucchini spears lightly crisped. Served with ranch dipping sauce 4.00 Deluxe Irish Nachos - Crisp seasoned french fries topped with jack & cheddar cheese, bacon bits and sour cream chive dip 4.00 Small Pizzas - Choose from Tomato Basil, BBQ Chicken or Pepperoni & Sausage 4.00 Mini Tri-Tip Dips - Tri-tip roasted and simmered in French onion broth, melted Swiss and pickled red onions on two mini egg buns 5.00 Halibut Fish Tacos - Beer-battered and wrapped in corn tortillas, served with fresh salsa, shaved cabbage and roasted poblano sauce 5.00 Caesar Salad - Crisp romaine tossed with aged parmesan, herb-garlic croutons and creamy Caesar dressing 4.00 Oven Roasted Flatbread - Baked in our stone hearth with alfredo sauce, mozzarella and smoked gouda cheese, roasted herb tomatoes, fresh oregano topped with fresh spinach 4.00 Chicken Tenders - Breaded and lightly fried with ranch or honey mustard dipping sauce 6.00 Sliders - Mini burgers topped with double-thick Tillamook cheddar. Ask your server for "The Works" 5.00 Soft Pretzel - Brushed with butter and sprinkled with pretzel salt. Served with spicy mustard 2.00 Bottomless Chips & Salsa - 2.00 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here's the drinks menu............ Claim Jumper Martini - Stolichnaya Vodka, Smirnoff Raspberry Vodka, Bols Orange Curacao and a splash of cranberry juice 6.00 Lemon Drop Martini - ABSOLUT Citron Vodka, Bols Triple Sec, fresh lemon juice and simple syrup 5.00 Apple Martini - ABSOLUT Vodka, DeKuyper Apple Pucker, Midori Melon Liqueur and a splash of sweet & sour 6.00 White Sangria - 4.00 Raspberry Martini - Smirnoff Raspberry Vodka, Chambord Raspberry Liqueur, fresh raspberry puree, cranber ry juice & Sprite 5.00 Classic Caipirinha "kai-pur-een-ya" - Leblon Cachaca (Brazilian Rum), fresh squeezed limes, simple syrup 6.00 Tropical Hooter - Malibu Rum, Midori Melon Liqueur, pineapple and cranberry juices 5.00 CJ Mojito - Bacardi O Rum, fresh mint & limes, Monin Mojito mix, lime juice and club soda 6.00 Lava Flow - Malibu Rum, Myers’s Original Dark Rum, Coco Lopez cream of coconut and pineapple juice swirled in strawberry puree 6.00 Long Island Iced Tea - Gilbey’s Vodka, Gordon’s Gin, Castillo Rum, Bols Triple Sec, Coca-Cola and sweet & sour 5.00 Margarita - Sauza Gold Tequila, Bols Triple Sec, sweet & sour and lime juice 5.00 Cosmopolitan - Ketel One Vodka, Bols Triple Sec, simple syrup and fresh squeezed lime juice 6.00 CJ HEFEWEIZEN 4.25 CJ ORIGINAL RED ALE 4.25 CJ HONEY BLONDE ALE 4.25 COORS LIGHT 2.95 MILLER LITE 2.95 Happy Hour Well Drinks $4.25 $1.00 off Wines by The Glass, Mixed Drinks, Draft Pints & Pitchers and Non-Alcoholic Specialty Drinks
Prizes, HCP's wife and now designated drivers? This is turning out to be a Disneyland for Blazer fans.
Cruel ABM, very cruel. Half a dozen replies popped into my head from that set up and all of them would result in HCP wanting to kick my ass. Your new moniker is now officially MSS. Milwaukie Shit Starter.
I've been called worse. BTW, Wooks bailed on me last night. Had to go it alone. (Spud, if you're reading this, it was fun.)
To his credit, he did text me on Thursday, though. Claimed having to handle "inventory" tasks. *shrug*
Must have lost his free internet connection at home and is now having to stay at work late to get his porn fix.
Pretty cool, ABM! Will it be okay to bring 2 guests? My Dad (whom you have met) and my brother (BIG Blazers fan visiting from the UK)
