Some Say... He never blinks. And that He roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... All we know is, he's called Ben Collins???
Some say he sucks the moisture from ducks, and if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli. Some say He's contracted every STD known to man, and that he has inflatable breasts to get him out of speeding tickets. All we know.. is he's called the Stig. Some say that his first name really is 'The'; and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant including the cameramen.
The reveal they did making the Stig be Michael Shumacher (?) sure made for a great dramatic moment. But this makes more sense.