In My New Digs...

Actually, you're not the first one to think that.

 

Women are always thinking ahead.

On a far happier note, today is my lovely wife's and my 33rd anniversary.

You have no idea how incredibly lucky I am.

 

ABM, you have a bachelor pad in the perfect place. Just minutes from the good ol' Acrop. Nothing like naked hiney's and supples steak bites to cheer up a newly freed man.

 

Congratulations! That's quite an accomplishment......especially in this day an age.

My parents will soon be celebrating their 65th.

 

Yeah, my co-workers want to take me there. Meanwhile, our office manager told me today that she wanted to have sex with me.

 

Nice. Thats about as blunt as it gets. You shoulda pulled a George Costanza and done it at work.


Or you could pull a tlong and put craigslist adult section as your homepage.

 

take a sex vacation.

or

when I'm in town in thanksgiving weekend, come out to my b-day party that black friday....I'll get you some pussy. holla!

 

ABM, you dusting off the leisure suit?

 

You bet. Just like the white one Lee Corso rocks in those ESPN commercials.

 

bomb-diggy. haha.

 

I was thinking more Lloyd Christmas

 

On second thought. You never want to, "dip your pen in the company ink".

Not a good idea.

 

its a superior, he can fuck her and sue for sexual harassment if he gets canned.

 

...he just has to videotape it so he has proof.

 

For the record, I ain't messin' with no office lady. Ain't goin' to no strip clubs, either. Ain't my shtick.

 

I'm movin in to my new place tomorrow. So pumped. I'm gonna be a mile from the Rocky steps.

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True, internet porn's cheaper and easier.

 

Mini, or maxi?

 

Apple. He is a bachelor, his relation is defined by "I".

 

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