Fernandez Injures Back in fall scrimmage!

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  1. THE HCP

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    It was obvious last season that Rudy never fully recovered from the flagrant hit Aziza gave him, and his back has been injured ever since.

    Probably why he wants to go home, to a league where they rely on talent and skill to win games rather than cheap shots and crooked refs.
     
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    I gave this the "read 4 times test", and it makes less sense each time.
     
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    You have to admit that Rudy is genius enough to be GM. In chronological order:

    1) He pretends to put out great effort at practice. His critics have convinced us that he didn't do that last season, coming back from back surgery in the middle of the season to alleviate his pain. And now he has less motivation, having announced his desire to leave. How is it possible he could still put out great effort?

    2) He pretends to play defense with a block on Armon Johnson, and the many witnesses praise it as stupendous. His critics have convinced us that A) he doen't play defense, and B) he doesn't play an inside game. Either a) This fake block was premeditated, and must have involved Johnson's cooperation or b) the witnesses, including McMillan, were paid off by a Barcelona scout.

    3) He falls to the floor with a thud so loud that it is heard on all 4 of the active, loud basketball courts in the building. Now this is so easily faked. I myself have paid my little brother a quarter to play a recorded thud into the PA system whenever I fake a fall and risk breaking my surgically-repaired back.

    4) He writhes in pain while message board critics sprint to their keyboards. Anyone who has watched snakes in a pet store can do this. Uh, the writhing, not the dissing of Rudy. Well, now that I think of it, both.

    Cho should step down and let Rudy trade himself. He could sell quicksand to an octopus.
     
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    That's ok. Posted about your boy Sergio kicking ass in europe lately?
     
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    Remember, he could have stayed with the Knicks if he'd wanted to. The 6-year veteran he beat for the starting PG job, Chris Duhon, later got stolen away by Orlando for $15M for 4 years. Sergio had a future in the NBA and was not forced out.
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Rudy appears to be having a very tough year.

    In any case, hopefully he's not injured too seriously, it's tough to wave a towel with a bum back.
     
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    No wonder he's depressed.
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    Pendergraph did it with a bum hip; maybe he can get pointers.

    As for Rudy... I don't know that I buy that he's going to fake being injured. If he fakes an injury, then the Blazers might, at some point, be able to get an injury exception roster spot ... making it even easier to stash him than if he were just sitting at the end of the bench. And sitting out for a couple of years due to injury (as opposed to a "being persecuted by an unfair franchise" angle he might be able to sell) doesn't seem like it'd be a good move for him.

    Ed O.
     
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jlprk again.

    Post of the week!

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    It's clear the haters here lack any real understanding of how a competitive athlete's mind works.

    I conclude they themselves have never experienced the more useful and fulfilling emotions of desire, elation, accomplishment, and pride.
     
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    Hahahahaha.

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    And "Rudy" rhymes with "doody."

    On the one hand, such hardcore analysis is fun but, on the other hand, it's also a little nerdy. We're talking basketball, here, not advanced calculus.
     
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    You know I am down with you jlprk. Have been since the espn days. I am also not a Quick fan. But, I think we disagree on this Rudy situation. Sure, Quick had to act a bit like a prick with the whole "kleenex" tone, but aside from that, the article spoke the truth. It is in Rudy's best interest to play well, play hard, and acct like a professional. He has a contract. Be professional and stick to it. Don't talk about your effort being a "day in and day out" kind of deal. That is just lame. I don't think I have ever heard a "professional" athlete say those kinds of words.
     
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    Prunetang, I think that Rudy doesn't know of the nuances of the idiom "day by day." Reporters have to simplify their questions so he can understand the big words. A lot is lost in the translation with Rudy. I wouldn't analyze his wordings too closely.

    He knows he has an uphill fight to excel here because 1) Roy's here, 2) Nate's system doesn't show Rudy's positives, and now 3) they brought in Matthews and 2 drafted guards.

    Including Mills, the team has 8 guards. They have no use for Rudy. He's saying, "What's the point? If you had any plans for me, you wouldn't have gotten Matthews. You wouldn't have any minutes for me this year, even without Matthews, because of Bayless. Why don't you just kill me and put me out of my misery? Then you can either keep Mills, or get a forward, and improve the imbalance of 5 forwards and 7-8 guards that you now have."

    And now the Oregonian begins a "War on Rudy' campaign because the "War on Paul Allen" fizzled out when everyone forgot about Pritchard so fast. Must this useless war begin?
     
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    P.S. Bigrugo--Feel free to disagree. I always expect many to do so. I'll still push your songs! It's okay.
     
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    This guy is his group's lead singer, and the songwriter of his generation !!

    Seriously, his songs sound better to my ears than most modern songs I hear on the radio. He writes 'em and sings 'em. If he lived in a media center instead of way off the freeway south of Portland, he'd get some national airplay.
     

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