He said he was looking out for my best interests ( )................and he put an "ad" in the (men seeking women) personals section of Craigslist on my behalf. Wow, the offers just keep rolling in. To be honest, I'm a bit dismayed by all of this. I would have never done this on my own, but...........................................wow.
A friend of mine meets chicks on a website called PlentyOfFish. I checked it out and if you sift through the chubbies theres actually some decent chicks on there. Just a thought, ABM
I just skimmed the singles section on craigslist, and not to be crude, I think I found out why so many of those women are single. I didn't check out the men, but I have a good idea why theyre single too. Anyways, it was funny hearing all of the "must be X, Y and Z...and none of PDQ" qualities they demanded. My personal favorite was how "attractive" was a quality that a fair amount of them wanted in a man. Well, no shit.. what are you going to say? "I want a homely mother fucker!" And it's even better when they describe themselves, and then their expectations are totally at a higher standard.
My cousin met his husband on gay.com, 2 years after the wedding, still crazy in love. So sometimes it does work. Their first month my cousin's cell phone bill was $800 and his slightly more restrained partners $650. (They were then living in different cities) Their first act as a couple was to get on the same cell phone plan.
Tell them about the blonde 40 year old nurse who is flat out chasing you. If you hook up with her and get crazy, I want at least a few dinners out of it all.
Before writing an ad, you have to become expert at walking on the beach. So I've been practicing walking on the beach for 38 years. When I get good at that, I'm going to hone my skills at my enjoyment of camping and hiking on trails while minding her 4 kids. Only then will I be qualified to put in an ad. Also, the ads say I need to become a doglover. Hmm, reassessing my view of man's best friend could make this whole process unnecessary. Woof !
Funny post. Some of those ads crack me up. "Must enjoy family" = I have kids (or, my mom lives with me); I love to travel = I'm broke and expect you to take me places 'cause I have no life here; "I enjoy cooking" = I have perfected Rice-A-Roni; and on and on...
Be careful what you say, ABM. Let 'em down easy, or else this might happen: http://www.heartlandconnection.com/news/story.aspx?id=518903
