First post was last Friday: *sigh* 10:27 PM Oct 1st via web Someone had a few, couldn't find a girl, didn't start a fight, so he started a new twitter account. Life in the modern era.
It would be cool if they'd post the exact date and time under each twitter entry. Maybe I'll contact customer support and tell them all about my idea.
Get a patent from the US patent office first, otherwise they will steal your wonderful idea and you will get bupkis...
Look at that Twitter list of pithy, comical statements. They are made up by someone with a sense of humor. Can't you tell?