I was thinking about how much $$$$$$$$$ DennyCrane is making off of all of us! What if we as posters got together and formed a union. At least we could get a 401K or health benefits out of this. Does anybody know if they have done something like this on other forums? I'm serious about this! Only serious responses please! We've been getting stepped on for long enough!
There is unrest in the forest, There is trouble with the trees, For the maples want more sunlight And the oaks ignore their pleas. The trouble with the maples, (And they're quite convinced they're right) They say the oaks are just too lofty And they grab up all the light. But the oaks can't help their feelings If they like the way they're made. And they wonder why the maples Can't be happy in their shade. There is trouble in the forest, And the creatures all have fled, As the maples scream "Oppression!" And the oaks just shake their heads So the maples formed a union And demanded equal rights. "The oaks are just too greedy; We will make them give us light." Now there's no more oak oppression, For they passed a noble law, And the trees are all kept equal By hatchet, axe, and saw.
That's 2 brothers! Denny, this is for real! You know I could get the media coverage to make you acknowledge our union! You don't want us to strike right before the season starts!
I'm already a teamster. I don't need Denny Crane's weaksauce benefit plan. I'll support you guys though.
So does this mean people are going to start getting repped according to the time they joined rather than the quality of their posts?
I demand scheduled break time. I also demand a pension plan because I refuse to post past the age of 30.
Glorious Leader told me to get back to work, 12 hour days, 30 days a month. I love the months with 31 days when we don't have to work some!
