I got a lot of that actually that night. Was going for a more holistic douchebag though. I was going to have 8 babies on strings as a necklace or soemthing.
I'd seriously reward the neighbor's dog, and encourage him to repeat the behavior. Unless you like giant LIVE rats in your yard.
Hey, I was a black superman/clark kent last year! Went to work as Clark: After emerging from the phone booth: My Superfriends:
At my job about half come to work in costumes. This year I am dressing as A Blast From My Past. Tie-dye top, mini-skirt (yes, I still have good legs), purple tights, go-go boots, love beads, hoop earrings and a genuine button from the 1969 Moratorium March in San Francisco, "US Out of Vietnam Now". Funny, how natural it still feels. In my teens my cousin & I hit all the rock concerts and I'd do my hair wild by washing, then braiding in as many tiny braids as I could, let it dry and undo the braids. I have very thick & curly hair and this would make it frizz out wildly. Haven't done that in years, I'll see if it still works. One difference, aside from the fact that my figure is not as good as it once was, I used to wear rings on every finger. Sadly, arthritis has swollen and twisted my fingers so I can't wear rings anymore. Last year I was a fig tree, year before Oakland A's cheerleader, year before a cat. The beekeeper and bee is adorable!
Awesome. Well, it seems like it's always funny when a black guy dresses as a dorky white guy. It's just kind of awkward when a white guy goes as another race, even if the guy he's going as happens to be the very biggest asshole on the entire planet (as I think Kim Jung Il is). I'm not saying it's some great misjustice or anything. Just the price to be paid for white people being racist pricks for hundreds of years.
That's a very, very good justification for my apathy. Much better than my preceding solution, which was, "Aw, fuck it." Thanks. I'll sleep easier tonight.
