"Soccer moms!"

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Just curious but why does Bill Simmons refer to the Blazer fanbase as "soccer moms"?
     
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    Weav Blazer homer & proud 2 b!

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    Because he's a dickhead
     
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I think it has to do with how soccer mom's want so bad for their children to do well and worry so much about how their kid does... and said Blazer fans were similar with Oden.
     
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    not sure how correct that is though.
     
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    he prob reads this board.

    he says it because many blazer fans protect oden like hes their own kid..... like soccer moms do.
     
  6. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Who knows, and more importantly, who cares?
     
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    Sex Panther works every time.

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    I find him rather funny sometimes. Sometimes.
     
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    Sex Panther works every time.

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    Adam Carolla would be perfect as the 'sports guy'.
     
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    It's Oden related. Most people on this board seem to be Roy's step-mom, though.

    He needs to give it another read and start hating on Roy. He'd have a whole bunch of new fans!
     
  10. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Because he has the hots for us.

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    But don't soccer mom's think their kid is the best no matter how shitty he is at sports?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Rip city soccer moms!
     
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    Simmons, if you read this, author a column hating on Roy and saying he is overrated and selfish. You'll have a whole new batch of "fans" in InternetLand!
     
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    We're a bunch of MILFS!
     
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  17. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Because he's really Richard Simmons and overweight soccer moms are his biggest (make that ONLY) fans.

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  18. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Bingo.

    Basically his take is that we're so passionate about our team and he gets so much e-mail about it, that he's determined that most Blazers fans think everybody on the roster is either A) a future all-star, or B) an all-star snub.

    It's hyperbole, but after seeing some of the stuff people have written on message boards over the years I can sort of see where he's coming from.
     
  19. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    He's no different than Canzano or the average internet forum troll. He recognizes an area he can attack to draw attention, and he does it. He knows that Portland fans are passionate, so he usually throws a jab or two into his columns about us just to keep people angry and emailing.
     
  20. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Yeah, although for every "Armon is a future all-star thread", there is a "Brandon is a worthless has-been thread" and a "How can we trade for (random so-so player from another team)" thread.

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