Share your own. Here is one I remember perfect.Jordan came down the lane against the Jazz and dunked on John Stockton. Then somebody in the crowd yelled "Dunk on somebody your on size"The very next play he dunked on 6'11 Mel Turpin. Went over to the fan and said "Is he big enough"
Michael Jordan to the Max DVD. :happy0144: Here are some more:Shaq said about his rcent drop in scoring " I have been playing like Erick Dampier"Steve Francis said he would be called "explosive" too if he were allowed to shoot as much as Gilbert Arenas. With a straight face, Arenas replied: "I'd be called a closet case too if I cried about Cuttino Mobley every night."
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BALLAHOLLIC @ Jun 4 2006, 09:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Michael Jordan to the Max DVD. :happy0144: Here are some more:Shaq said about his rcent drop in scoring " I have been playing like Erick Dampier"Steve Francis said he would be called "explosive" too if he were allowed to shoot as much as Gilbert Arenas. With a straight face, Arenas replied: "I'd be called a closet case too if I cried about Cuttino Mobley every night."</div>That DVD was beastly, I remember that when he shut down the fan.
When Shaq was on Stephen A. Smith's Quite Frankly, he was asked what his thoughts were on Erick Dampier. He simply replied: "He's one of the best centers... in the WNBA!" Stephen A. Smith tried to make sure he heard that correctly, and Shaq repeated it loud and clear a few more times just to make sure everybody heard and understood him.
From the funny nba quotes thread, "That didn't bother me. I am not going to worry about a guy trying to be tough with a pink tie on."- Ben Wallace, on the injured Marcus Fizer acting like he was going to come off the Bulls bench and fight.
Has to be Shaq vs. Damp. I mean he actually called him Erica Dampier lmfao!I also liked Antoine Walker talking about Roderick Rhodes of the Grizzlies a while back. They went at it during the game and afterwords Walker said something like: "Yeah, I'm petrefied of Rhodes. All 3 ppg of him."
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 5 2006, 05:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Has to be Shaq vs. Damp. I mean he actually called him Erica Dampier lmfao!I also liked Antoine Walker talking about Roderick Rhodes of the Grizzlies a while back. They went at it during the game and afterwords Walker said something like: "Yeah, I'm petrefied of Rhodes. All 3 ppg of him."</div> Hahaha, I remember Roderick Rhodes, what a beast.
It's not trash talking really, but when Sam Cassell hit that 3 to ice the Game during the Suns. He jumped up in down motioning with his hands that he had big balls
I remember hearing about how Michael Jordan would go up to rookies and say:"You can't shange the channel now kid, I'm the real thing"Or something along those lines
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>It's not trash talking really, but when Sam Cassell hit that 3 to ice the Game during the Suns. He jumped up in down motioning with his hands that he had big balls</div> :HAHAHA:
OMG, that is classic right there. ^^^^^Here's a section from the book, 'The Jordan Rules' which is about the Bulls' first title in 1991. It was the Bulls playing Detroit in the ECF and Mark Aguirre kept talking trash towards Scottie Pippen: "You're dead, Pippen, you're dead," Aguirre yelled at him. "I'm getting you in the parking lot after the game. Don't turn your head, you cocksucker, because I'm gonna kill you. You're fu*kin' dead. Dead, Pippen, you're fu*kin' dead." "It actually got kind of funny," Paxson would say afterward. "Aguirre was calling Scottie in the parking lot all game and Scottie was just laughing."
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Melo_061 @ Jun 4 2006, 10:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKhP3PnB_xM...ch=Vlade%20dissGreatest diss ever.</div>hahathats classicshaq is hella funny
I just remembered this one, Jordan was shooting foul shots and Dikembe Mutumbo tells him to shoot one with his eyes closed. Not knowing Michael had done it before he closed his eyes and swish, Jordan follows it up by saying "Welcome to the NBA"
