"After gathering the larger parts of Oden that were still somewhat intact and sweeping up the tiny pieces of his shattered face into a dustpan, the players hit upon the idea of replacing the former No. 1 draft pick with teammate Marcus Camby or perhaps retired Boston Celtic Robert Parish. However, they quickly but reluctantly agreed that McMillan would definitely know the difference. Power forward Dante Cunningham suggested replacing Oden with retired center Shawn Bradley and was immediately told to "just leave." LOL!!!!
I find this analysis very shallow and clearly mocking the Blazers and Blazers fans. This "Onion" fellow will be hearing from me, in the form of a very angry e-mail, and I encourage all of you to send angry e-mails as well to voice our displeasure as a fanbase. We need more responsible journalism.
I appreciate your stance, but you must know the onion is a news source all about jokes and scams a la tabloids. It's been around for a while trying to be funny and not to be taken seriously.
I was joking, too. It was a take-off on all the anger whenever Bill Simmons writes about the Blazers.
You don't say? Why that is an outrage! How can they get away with masquerading around as a source of news when all they are really doing is lying and misleading people. Did I mention that I'm outraged?
Shattered, shattered Love and hope and sex and dreams Are still surviving on the street Look at me, I'm in tatters! I'm a shattered Shattered Laughter, joy, and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex Look at me, I'm in tatters! I'm a shattered Shattered Shadoobie...
Au contraire, it's going to be super funny and I'm sure you'll rehash the whole comedic sequence for us right after the game.
It'll be funnier. Where's your sense of humour? For a guy who "lol"s a lot, you should be more light-hearted.
Triple Woosh. You count too for quoting it. Sorry Mistrel for insulting your intelligence, I thought you were genuinely clueless
